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Nice work. Your common sense is on the level with Britney Spears, who thinks Japan is in Africa. (And I wonder if she can see it from her house?)
Why is this a bad idea? I mean, why is spitting into the wind a bad idea? Because it just isn't a good idea. A girl accepting your drink means she wants alcohol, not that she is interested.
Men, I will tell you something that I feel like you should have known by now, but you haven't caught on yet: MEN DON'T KNOW WOMEN. They don't think like you, so don't assume you know ANYTHING when it comes to them.
The reason why she can do this is because there are so many saps out there who see a pair of hoo-hoos and will shell out money to get close to them.
You're trying to bribe her for her companionship. And what do we call that ladies and gentleman? A sugar daddy, well, either that or someone seeking the company of an escort. A $4 vodka cranberry is supposed to make her allegiance to you?
Let's reverse it. A girl buys you a pack of batteries, does that mean anything to you? Are you going to drop everything to talk to her? I doubt it, but you'll probably end up changing the batteries in all of her remotes.
Who makes out on this deal? The women, because they realize that boobies = booze. Men just haven't gotten past the boobies part of the equation. Simple as that.
It's why women can be groupies to a rockstars. Men see boobies and women get what they want. Why is this flawed for you? You should be able to get what you want in this scenario! Well... You're not a rockstar.
Buying drinks for women will only get them drunk and your wallet empty.
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